David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 September 2015

Despite having no Opposition we are having problems with our own side. Ashcroft is a real stinker - what a load of unpleasant rubbish!
As if I would treat a pig with such discourtesy!
I've been a fan of the police for ages but really they should lay off the chaps who fancied boys.
They really are making a pig's ear over the sex inquiry they have got there teeth into.
I must have a word...

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