David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Friday, 29 May 2015
Just when I thought electioneering was over I get this European Referendum. What a drag it is to be nice to these bloody foreigners!
Worse than being friendly to those hard working people.
And those promises we made when we thought we were losing the election. I've got to get someone to organise enough backbenchers to sabotage my own programme!
And those Scots! They are one pain in the arse.
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