David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 1 May 2015

I ain't got time to hang out with Russell Brand, I's too pumped up
man. I may be an Eton Bro, but that don't mean I'm all high - falutin',ya get me? Me and ma crew, we GET the public's hardships -
many times I've woken up, in ma crib, with nothin' but a aubergine and
feta bake to eat. Man, I been there.