David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 4 November 2012

Oh Rebecca, my dear Rebecca - how things have changed since our horsey days when we could play in the sun and plan the take over of Britain.
Now I'm voted down in the House, I'm sinking in the polls and stumble into one shambles after another.
How can we get the magic days back?
I will visit you in Holloway and Richard Coulson in the Scrubs.