David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 27 October 2012

Wow, what a week! Unemployment down! Economy up!
No more shambles, no more resignations, no more cock ups. We're on the way.
Away with Boreish. Away with snide remarks about Eton. Away with us being friends of the rich.
I can see it now: Cameron returned with a thumping majority!!!
It really is true - a week in politics is a long time. Seven is yesterday. Everybody loves me.