David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 26 November 2012

Who would be a Prime Minister? I ask you - one twit is sidling up to UKIP, another is going to the Australian outback claiming to be a celebrity. I've got a former aide facing criminal prosecution and another friend who sent me lots of love also facing the same process.
Then there is this bonkers Leverson review which is tearing the Party apart and the Europeans wanting more and More and MORE!
I've got Ed getting better and me walking into more shambles. The economy going nowhere and floods and climate problems that nobody dares doing anything about.
BUT - one thing's for certain. I'll make sure the next Tory leader is Leader of the Opposition!