David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 August 2012

We're doing well with the Olympics.

No other host country has had more empty seats than us!

And only China, USA, Korea, and France have more medals than we do at this time!

And only 2 motorists, and 1 cyclist, and 2 pedestrians have been killed in the traffic!

And our Big Issue sellers have never sold more copies!

I'm joking you know... ...well?