David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 July 2012

Labour condemned me as an 'NHS conman' after official figures reveal Treasury took back unspent money, about £1.4bn earmarked for health.

Well how else can we raise the funds in readiness to save Barclay's Bank when it does under again?

Well, I suppose we could freeze pensions, stop housing benefits for the under 45's, and tax charity donations at 22%... but the house has already turned down these ideas of mine.


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