David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 10 July 2012
This past week has seen the country stumble through one crisis after another.
First off the banking scandal where Barclays stood accused of fixing the Inter Bank Lending Rate (LIBOR).
Went to the tennis at Wimbledon on sunday and confused tennis player Roger Federer with tax evading comedian Jimmy Carr. My right hand man, Boris not Nick, suggested we attempted a citizens arrest on the fella, but he hit us with his racket, causing Boris and me to cry.
Later on, he beat Andy Murray in the mens final, and Andy cried too.
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