David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 1 April 2012

In Crewe, just off the main square is the office of the local Tory MP. "Edward Timpson - Working hard for Crewe and Nantwich," says a sign across its front.

Barbara Holland, 76, and her husband Arthur, 82, who sold their council home some years back and now struggle to pay rent on sheltered accommodation out of small pensions and meagre interest on savings. Asked what they think of Timpson and his boss, me, they are kind.

"I think Cameron is a lovely man," says Mrs Holland. "A very, very nice man," adds her husband.

So there, the Guardian printed the above, and it proves that despite getting caught out in a few lies... I'm doing well!

Miliband is doing nothing!