David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 16 March 2012

Samantha and I, visited New York yesterday, and we went to see ground zero.

It was very emotional.

I visited my personal overseas Toxic Bank Goldman Sachs building, very impressed I was too. We also visited the premises of our personal Investment banks, Merrill Lynch & Co, UBS, and Morgan Stanley.

I'm a bit worried about leaving Clegg back in charge in the UK, but I think he's harmless enough, and MI5 and 6 are keeping an eye on him for me.