David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 May 2011

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day… Oh what a beautiful morning, EVERYTHING is going MY way!

It is great to see democracy at work in its truest sense. It seems that the "NO to AV" campaign worked. (It should have been renamed NO to Nick Clegg campaign) Good old Sarah was there this morning to help me celebrate - she gave me two boiled eggs for breakfast and even a KISS!

There have been so many distractions this past week that people will think that I made them up to divert their attention away from my plans, which of course are for the good of the people.

I wonder what great decisions await me next week?

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