David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 20 April 2011
I'm having problems with my creep. He's so unpopular it is rubbing off on me. And then there's that irritant Gaddafi stirring up my back benchers - he doesn't know when he is not wanted. Finally I had to put my foot in over Brown going to the IMF - OK nasty Conservative I may be on this one, but you should hear the things he said about me!