David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 11 September 2012

Andy Murray has won the US Open Tennis final beating the Serbian Joker vitch fella in five sets.

I am very pleased for Andy, but now people are saying he is the most successful British sportsman in America. This is not good for me and the Beckham Brand. If he starts getting loads of tattoos and starts advertising pants and razor blades I may have to sue him.

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