David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 July 2012

Frank Lampard and his girlfriend Christine from Northern Ireland off the telly (thats a long surname) came to visit me in Los Angelas.

Wouldn't it be cool if he came and played with me in LA Galaxy like the papers are saying. It would be really great with another Englishman in the team, because everyone else speaks American, which confuses me, I sometimes understand every other word.

Robbie Keane, he's from Ireland, but I can't understand a single word he says.

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