David Beckham - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 1 July 2012
What a week its been! Whatever could go wrong has!
Last Sunday, England were knocked out of Euro 2012 by Italy - on penalties - AGAIN.
Monday I cut myself shaving. Tuesday I locked the car with the keys inside. Wednesday I put diesel petrol in my unleaded engine.
On Thursday Stuart Pearce told me he wasn't picking me for Team GB Olympic football squad. On Friday, the wife tells me the Spice Girls are getting back together to make a musical.
Triffic, I thought I'd heard the last of her singing. Its taken me ten years to 'accidentally break' all her Spice Girl CDs. Back to square one.
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