David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 May 2012

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me
happy birthday dear David - happy birthday to me!

Yay - my birthday! The only problem now as I get older - some people say I should retire from football - I shouldn't be playing for England - I shouldn't be picked for the Team GB Olympic squad.

Some people know how to crush a man's spirit!!


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