Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

I read in the papers while I was in training to haunt the earth, that Mr Magarief, a long-time opponent of my regime, will head the assembly which is to steer Libya to full parliamentary elections after a new constitution is drafted next year.

Full parlimentary elections? In Libya?

Good heavens - oh yes, I live there now!

We'll see!