Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Dear Diary - What in the world is that American she-devil Miley Cyrus trying to prove by dancing and prancing around in her knickers. Her daddy and mommy should have sat her down and told her that nice, decent girls do not act like some kind of cheap New York City street walkers.

And the young woman seems to keep getting worse and worse. Pretty soon there won't be a square inch on her body that she has not exhibited to the world.

What a shame. Petula Clark never would have carried on like that.

Cliff Richard