Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Friday, 29 November 2013

Believe it or not, Im off on a photo - shoot tomorrow to Dubai. The occasion is the 2020 Christian Men's hymn Calendar. Theres a hymn to sing with the words on a pull out folder for each day.

These Calendars have to be made well in advance and often in a country where we would be regarded as Infidels. I'm here to help break that mould and bring back the "Crusading Spirit" across the World.

I'm kicking off by dispelling the myths about the purity of Mo Hammered compared to the proper prophet and to hand out a series of cartoons depicting Mo Hammered in a number of funny situations like drinking wine and presiding over "wheelbarrow races" in a Brothel.