Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Happy birthday to me!

What a lovely present from my live-in 'house guest'. He's so sweet. How did he know i needed slippers, socks and boxer shorts!

Didn't have a big party this year, I didn't want to overshadow the Queen, Elton John or the Olympics. Or Emmerdale Farm!

Sat down to watch the Poland v England football last night and it was called off because of rain. They had a roof but never closed it! Don't these Polish watch Wimbledon??? They should have given me a call - one more sing-song for the crowd before I retire!