Carla Bruni - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

My 'usband has been beaten in zee presidential election by zee Meester 'Ollande. Zees is not good.

We will have to move to a smaller house.
Nicolas will be at zee 'ome all day - getting under my feet.
He might try to cook zee frogs legs again - zay taste 'orrible!