Carla Bruni - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 17 March 2013

Nick wants me to dress more seductively since being out power he can't get aroused as quickly. I wish he'd stop looking at all those porn websites and those supermodel photos that Simon Cowell gave him. Mind you, I'm starting to warm towards Justin Bieber. I just love young....ahem. I think I'll go down to Harrods and buy myself a mink stolle.


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