Brett Favre - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 May 2013

Dear Diary - I'm rooting for Tim Tebow to catch on with another NFL team because if he does then that means that an old codger like me may still have a shot as a backup quarterback at least.

I have to say that I sure do miss seeing all those pretty cheerleaders and the sexy female sports announcers.

But like, I said to Commissioner Roger Goodell, if an NFL team will have me I will give my solemn word that I will not get within five feet of a cheerleader or a female reporter.

Believe me, this fella has learned his lesson and learned it damn good!

Brett Favre