Brett Favre - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 July 2013

Dear Diary - Football season is right around the corner and let me say that I sure have missed not seeing my name in the news.

I can hardly wait for football to start so that sports writers can start asking me all kinds of personal questions which I do not mind answering because it puts my name in the newspapers and sports shows.

And one never knows when a team like the Kansas City Chiefs or the Jacksonville Jaguars who both finished the 2013 season at 2-14 will call me up and say they want to sign me up.

Anxiously waiting for the kickoff whistle.

Brett Favre