Brett Favre - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Dear Diary - I can still play. And by play, I mean play as a quarterback in the NFL, not play as in a player with the ladies, those sweet, sweet ladies.

I have written seven different NFL teams asking them to give me a chance and let me show them that this old guy can still fire the football and fire it with pin-point accuracy.

I did mention to each of the seven team owners that I give them my word that I will concentrate totally on football and I will never, ever get back to my old hound dogging, skirt-chasing ways.

Brett Favre