Brett Favre - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 19 January 2013

Dear Diary - Cowboys owner Jerry Jones just called me. I cannot believe it. He wants me to go down to Texas and talk to him about possibly joining the Cowboys for the 2013-2014 season.

He said that he has finally realized that Tony "Oops" Romo just ain't gonna get them to the playoffs much less the Super Bowl.

I told him that I have been working out since the last time I retired and I am in great shape. I do 4,000 sit ups a day, along with 5,000 push ups, and I run 9 miles on Monday's, Wednesday's, and Friday's.

I run 8 miles on Tuesday's, Thursday's, and Saturday's. On Sunday's I go to church and work out in my vegetable garden. I grow the biggest okra in the good ol' USA - them babies make cantaloupes look like ping pong balls.

Brett Favre

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