Brett Favre - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 13 September 2012

Dear Diary -

Well it looks like two more women have just come out of the woodwork and are charging me with some kind of ridiculous harassment.

I should have listened to Grandpa Cletus when he told me years ago, "Sonny boy, now that you are in the NFL remember to keep 'big boy' in your pants and only take him out when you have to go pee pee."

I guess before all of this is over I may just have to end up coming out of retirement so that I can get enough money to pay my tremendous attorney fees.

Brett Favre