Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 1 March 2023
Gosh, crickey, phwoar, I say, young man, that is just not cricket is it?
No, it is not. I don't know what I am talking about really, so no change there then.
Ipso Lorum etc.
Anyway, my book about Shakespeare is coming along nicely. 50 words written, and only 79,950 to go. I should be finished it by November.
November 2041, that is.
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