Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 1 March 2023

Gosh, crickey, phwoar, I say, young man, that is just not cricket is it?

No, it is not. I don't know what I am talking about really, so no change there then.

Ipso Lorum etc.

Anyway, my book about Shakespeare is coming along nicely. 50 words written, and only 79,950 to go. I should be finished it by November.

November 2041, that is.