Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 September 2012

The Sabotage Times seem to have me weighed up:

The internet has been abuzz with people calling for him to replace David Cameron as leader of the Conservative Party and Prime Minister. I am not one of them. Boris should not be Prime Minister. He is not incompetent. He is not the lovable bumbling twit lovingly portrayed by some in the media. He is not even a 'nasty party' Conservative, a lock-em-up-and-throw-away-the-key hardliner like Chris Grayling or an 'arrogant posh boy' like George Osborne. The reason is not personal, it's political. With astonishing skill, Boris has fooled many people into forgetting or forgiving the fact that he is more right wing than almost all of the current Cabinet.

Fair enough!

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