Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 September 2012

I have apologized to the people of Liverpool again for an article in the Spectator in 2004 which repeated suggestions that their fans were at fault on the day of the tragic disaster at Hillsborough.

This time, because of the seriousness of the issue I could not tell them to 'CALM DOWN CALM DOWN'

I wonder if I will still be able to dick about and act like a fool when I am Prime Minister? Minds you, George Dubya Bush got away with it!

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