Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 9 September 2012
My PR team have done a wonderful job for me over the Olympics and the Para-Olympics I just have to say.
How I can get some credit for England's 5-0 win against Moldova will be a real challenge for them.
It's Ken Livingstone I feel sorry for. Still, he's got four business's he's setup, and his Saturday talk show on London radio... yes, he'll be okay... my Dad's helping him out on that this week, or was it my brother?