Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

With the sacking of Justine Greening as Minister of Transport it looks like the government are going to u-turn on their plans for a third runway at Heathrow - putting me and my old mucker from Bullingdon David Cameron head to head in disagreement.

There is not space at Heathrow for a third runway.

My preference is for a new airport in the Thames Estuary.
My second choice for a new airport is in the Olympic Park.

And finally, my team have suggested a pop up shop in Peterborough could host a new London airport. Sounds good to me.


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