Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 21 May 2012

Tens of thousands of fans have been cheering Chelsea's Champions League-winning squad on a parade through the streets of west London.

When a man with a passing resemblance to me appeared at a window with a glass of white wine he was positively bombarded with the sticks, amid cries of "Boris, give us a wave!"

Not me though, there's only one of me!