Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Friday, 18 May 2012
The Director General on the BBC must be a Tory!
Yes - I said it. I'm fed up of all the guardian reading lefties at the Bee Bee Cee and think it's about time we got our own man in there - so he (or she?) can authorise free advertising for the Tory Party - and political bias for us in News bulletins and discussions. Bravo!
This will be invaluable when I stand for Leader of The Conservatives when David Cameron has to step down. (Any day now?)