Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 May 2012

The Director General on the BBC must be a Tory!

Yes - I said it. I'm fed up of all the guardian reading lefties at the Bee Bee Cee and think it's about time we got our own man in there - so he (or she?) can authorise free advertising for the Tory Party - and political bias for us in News bulletins and discussions. Bravo!

This will be invaluable when I stand for Leader of The Conservatives when David Cameron has to step down. (Any day now?)