Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 20 May 2012

On time and, presumably, on budget, BA Flight 2012 touched down at Royal Naval Air Station Culdrose in Cornwall at 7.25pm last Sat night with a precious cargo: Myself, Lord Coe, Princess Anne, David Beckham, and, in its own seat in its own little Davy lamp, the Olympic flame.

Hundreds of people had walked at least a mile across fields in the cold to peer through wire fences for a glimpse of the festivities, it was wonderful.

Ken didn't show up though!

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