Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Art critic Richard Dorment ask me me by mail:

"I ask that you give our city back to the people who love it by taking steps to stop the desecration of its public spaces.
London's parks and thoroughfares are being sold for cash. Walk from Marble Arch down Park Lane to Berkeley Square and every few hundred yards you will find yourself recoiling in horror. The route has been lined with works of sculpture that have no aesthetic merit whatsoever. At the behest of Westminster Council, most were put there by a commercial art gallery in the West End. All are for sale!"

I can assure him that it is a pure coincidence, that I am related to the owners and have shares in the galleries that have provided the artwork!

Eh eh eh!

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