Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 May 2012

I have decreed that Red Ken Livingstone, the man who led the London 2012 Olympic bid back in 2005, will get to the Games after all!

I've extended an invitation to Livingstone to attend the Games - a far cry from the nose-to-nose confrontation we had in a lift during the election campaign!

I was cycling and I was thinking about everything and I thought sod it I bet nobody has invited Ken to the Olympics! So I checked and I rang him today and said I very much hoped he and Emma would be able to come. He sounded very pleased. I do think it's a bit sad - he played a big role in getting it - and so I've given him that invitation.

Gives me a chance to be smug and mock him a bit too! Ha ha ha!

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