Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 May 2012

The Telegraph printed:
Boris Johnson is an unembarrassable maverick - just like Winston Churchill!
Forget the baggy silk shorts with the dragon motif on the front; what sportswear the Mayor of London chooses for his morning jog should be no concern of ours. What is more intriguing is the mismatched socks: one dark, the other pale. When I saw that photo of Boris jogging in them I thought: that has to be deliberate. An affectation. Not even he would put on mismatching socks by mistake.
The contrast with David Cameron is telling. If Boris takes no care in his appearance, then Cameron takes too much!

If they can printed this before the Mayors election... I would have won by a far bigger majority!

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