Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 1 November 2012

Dear Diary -

Gov. Chris Christie is my brand new BFF. He and I took a helicopter tour of New Jersey on Marine One. I told him not to worry that we'll have his great state looking just as pretty as it was before Hurricane Sandy did her number on it.

The governor said he appreciated my concern and accepted my offer to have Thanksgiving dinner with my family at the White House.

Gov. Christie said that he is really and truly grateful for everything that I have done. And to show how appreciative he really is he told me that he will not vote for Mitt Romney and will instead vote for me.

Gov. Christie and Mitt Romney are total opposites. Christie is honest and has a great personality. "Flip Flopper" Romney on the other hand lies like a Persian Rug and has the personality of a kernel of corn.

President Obama