Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 18 June 2012

Well thanks to David Axelrod, my entire campaign and entourage have been arrested...I told that weasel pilot not to listen to the traffic controller when he said we were over Chicago...I knew the skyline was to bleak and dreary even for Chicago...Now I've got to deal with that little ego-maniac Mahmoud Ahmadinejad..Freaky little man..I wish Michelle were here to scare him.