Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

We are at Camp David for the NATO summit. David Cameron thinks I chose it personally to ridicule him. He is sooooo paranoid!

When he arrived I asked him how Nick Clegg was, his face went as white as a ghost, and he replied - 'why? What have you heard?'

If he doesn't trust the guy, he should never have married him!