Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 August 2012

The media are reporting that I have 13 million 'fake' twitter followers.

That is really annoying for a number of reasons.

a) They can't vote for me in the next election.
b) I accidentally ticked the box saying please inform me when i have a new follower. Going to have to spend the whole weekend deleting those damn emails off my crackberry!