Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 May 2012

Just met with Ban-Ki Moon at the Nato summit in Chicago.

What a great name. I should write material for my stand-up routine about Banki. "I wonder if there's a Bank on the Moon? Perhaps that's where all the money went?"

"We should ask NASA to send a spaceship up there and find the money.
What's Neil Armstrong up to these days... (pause - punchline) apart from avoiding calls from Buzz Aldrin...

What am I saying we should ask NASA. I'm the President - I'm ordering NASA!"

Needs work.

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