Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 May 2012

I have invited the LA Galaxy soccer team to the White House to congratulate them on winning the soccer thingy that they play in - the MSL I think it is called.

I'm really excited! What a great job I have! It's good to surround yourself with #WINNERS. I suggested that the runners-up go to meet Mitt Romney! Ha - more material for my stand-up career when I leave the job.

I drew the line at inviting #WINNING Charlie Sheen to the White House. It would look bad on me if he brings the cocaine and hookers!

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