Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 15 October 2009

Damn the British press! Why can't we control their's the way we control ours? Now everyone wants to know about me sending more soldiers to die in Afghanistan! Why is it evertime we do that, someone says "surge", like that's some kind of bad thing! Jeez, maybe I can just send the gays over there, kind of kill two birds with one stone!