Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 December 2009

Dear diary - Tiger Woods is just as black as I am, so how come he gets all the beautiful white girls and I get diddly squat?

Just read the shocking news that my fellow American has been having sex with every white woman in the entire world.

So - smart-arse diary- just one question? - what's wrong with the sexy, black, American, girls?

Everybody knows that I fell in love with, and married the sexiest person on the planet so why is a dumb golfer stealing my thunder?

How can America's smartest president cope when his best-mate is getting all the publicity?

It shoud be ME!

Oh bugger it, there's no more crazy golf on the White House lawns for Woodsy! - and he's off my Christmas card list as well!

God bless all of my fellow Americans - except professional golfers!

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