Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Monday's To Do List

1. I've got to go and lay wreaths on the tombs of some dead guys that are not even related to me.

2. Find out if there is some way to arrest Cheney and Newt Gingrich under the Patriot Act because they are saying too much stuff against me.

3. Get some legal advisors in here and find some way to repeal that stupid Bill of Rights. Freedom of speech, religion, travel, weapons ownership....who ever thought up this crap? He probably needs to be put in prison, if I can find him.

4. Send some hot, studly secret service agent to Alaska to get Bristol knocked up again. Governor Palin needs more negative publicity.

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