Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 26 April 2009

Dear diary - What's wrong with the Mexican peasants?

Just when I'd solved all the worlds problems the awkward bastards infect my fine American country with some swine flu!

Just what kind of people catch a virus from pigs, birds and humans?

Anyway, as a precaution Ive got Hillary to get us some blue facemasks from Walmart when shes finished her chores cleaning my White House residence.

Lets hope our fine rescue dog Bo doesn't catch the flu bug.

I've kinda got attached to him.

God bless me --- and America.