Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 February 2009

I love it when a plan comes together.

First, this morning I got confirmation that Lionel Ritchie was joining the Administration. Then, Tony Blair has agreed to sort out the Limey side of things. I'm so proud of the Special Relationhip we got with those guys. We tell 'em what to do....and they do it! (The only damn country that does!)

Now, I found the guy who will piece it all together. Mustapha Kamir. He ain't had it too easy lately. He was in Cairo recently when the plague of frogs hit the city - well, it just hit his house apparently, but, sheesh! there were frogs everywhere.

He was working with Aerodynamic Shoe Company, but bein as the Fijians have come up with their hi-tech answer, and America has a President that no mo-fo wants to throw a shoe at, he got retrenched when they downsized.

I know he be there when that big Brit girl got her love-puppies out in Fiji, and he lost it some, and chased all the reporters out into the car park, but the bro' bin under stress some.

I'm puttin the homey in charge of the Middle East. I think that's where Cairo be. Don't know if they Jews gonna like it much, but Mustapha is the man with the plan. Shit!- they gotta deal with a Prez with Hussein for a middle name - why not ol' Mustapha.